well i had to fill in this pe form or something. so last night i asked my mom what blood group i am in. she was like. s. then i was like. what the fuck is group s? she was like s, s for stupid -.- and she laughed at her own lame joke. then i wanted to tell her she was in group b, b for bitch. but i figured if i said that i would get scolded. then while she was still thinking she was the comedian of the year, she decided to tell me more of her "hillarious" jokes. she says, what do you call a deer with no eye? no eye deer. (and she laughs again, alone.) what do you call a deer with no eye and not moving?still no eye deer (woohoo, funnnny.) so i just sit there and give her a stupid expression. still in false delusion, she decided to continue. she asked me. where does a dog go when hes sick? i got confused with the horsespitial joke, so i said, the dogspitial. when the answer was the dogtor (oh god.) so my mother laughed maniacally and didnt stop for a while. my gosh, shes so retarded. when you hear those jokes, it makes you just wanna say fuck you, but i cant cause shes my momma. ah well. thats my mom.
okay. i have been beat to the ground again by the timetables. NOW, FRIDAY ENDS AT 330 FOR ME. h1 has jsut been thrown in. and its from 230-330. when i was supposed to end at 1230. MOTHERFUCK. i found out the horrid truth in chinese, and boy did i want to scream FUCK really loudly but i had to hold it in. self control. man the timetables ARE FUCKED UP. hardcore lessons till 430 today and a bunch went to catch the game of rugby. sas vs acsi. exciting. saw some dirty moves. haha. sneaky bastards. one guy punched another fellow and walked away. haha. ruby is nice to watch. good game. looking forward to watch the sajc games. haha. well i am off. got fuckin econs again.
fucked hair, fucked timetable. ah bastards.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
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