went for mass, lunch at serangoon garden market. pigs intestine soup. good shit. then after that, a pathetic attempt at work. couldnt go cc cause it was raining like fuck. well. after that it was soccer at the boys, at first we went bishan, but there were so many teams so we headed to singming. the two teams there are own ass. they are fucking good. we got owned, won damn little games. had good fun with my secondary bros. lazy to elaborate on the soccer.
TODAY MY BALLS WERE FUCKING ASSAULTED THREE DAMNED TIMES. the first time, at bishan, where joe accidentally kicked it straight at my balls. i returned him the favour. the second time, at singming, where tzu yu again, accidentally rammed it at my balls. the third time, which is was fucking intentional, by louis who fucking threw a pong pong (some rock hard poisonous fruit) at my balls when i was fucking in the middle of a game. for all three times, i was screaming and cussing as i was grabbing my balls, its fucking pain i tell you. its like the burn that doesnt go away. its like, the feeling that hits you straight up. its like hell inbetween your legs. like a bomb at your crotch. sucks like hell. well. i think i lost like an army of sperms. and my sperms dont star in no 300 movie. like. millions perished tonight. ah.
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